Halloween

As I was walking down the darkened streets on Halloween, I said to myself, and everyone I was trick-or-treating with,
'Who came up with the idea of giving kids FREE candy? Why would you do something like that?'
Not that I'm complaining.
Enlighten me, people. Why do you stand at your door all night with a bowl the size of your head, giving candy to delinquents who will eat it all within days of Halloween, making themselves so sick they can't go to school?

Do you know why??????????????

My RAP SONG take three

Book Club is totally cool
Has a funny name though
And food will make you drool
Better than marilyn monroe.
So come along now
Dont be bow wow
My ryhmes are the bomb
Better than the capital of Vietnam
Bounce!

My RAP SONG take two!

His name is Corey
This is his story
He lived in the getto
but lived a happy life, like Gipetto.
Until one day
a man came who sold radioactive decay
But Corey said no
Corey knew the man was putting on a dumb show
So this is why
Corey ate a mediteranian fruit fly
GRILL IT BABY

My RAP SONG

Yo.
My name is Saki.
Im not particularily tacky
I dont smoke
And I hate to poke.
So dont be mean
Dont eat my Splean.
Come to the bookclub
Its where its at ya`ll!
(and free junkfood; hell yeaaa)